Holiday Freebies

During November and December, you'll be able to get free copies of Crump (11/12-11/16), Crump Too (11/26-11/30), and Psalms of the Apocalypse (12/22-12/26) on Amazon Kindle.

Each of these books will only be free for the five-day window listed by each title above, so make sure you get in there and get your copies during those short windows or else you're out of luck.

Once you get your copies, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW. 

Crump Freebies

A couple of announcements:

FIRST, Crump, the lowest-rated, and most hated thing that I've ever written is FREE on Amazon Kindle through 8/17. Get a copy today!

SECOND, Crump 2 will be out soon! In fact, you can PRE-ORDER the next installment of Crump now. But while you're waiting for the epic follow-up to come out, get your ass on Amazon and get a FREE copy of the first book!

FINALLY, if you want some free Crump stickers (highly collectible), check out the freebies page.

Best Review of All Time

As a not-so-well-known writer, I feel like I'm always begging for reviews. But after today, I think I can hang up my hat because I have received the single best review of all time.

You can still get Crump for FREE on Kindle through 5/4. Go get a copy, be offended, and write me an amazing review.

Fire and Fury

This new book from Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury, is pretty funny. It's especially funny because it seems that the book has confirmed a lot of the most ridiculous satirical shit out of Crump. At the risk of sounding like a narcissistic douche, I'm enjoying watching life imitate art.

Happy Christmas

If you're looking for something to read during Christmas, I've got some recommendations. From now (Christmas Eve) through 12/28, you can get my raunchy political satire novel Crump for FREE on Kindle. This novel is nasty and hilarious but is definitely not for those with a weak constitution.


If you'd rather avoid politics during the holidays, then you can pick up the second and third books in my science-fiction series Psalms of the Apocalypse.

There are currently four books in the series, and the final book will be coming out sometime soon (think mid to late January), so now is the perfect time to catch up on everything that you've missed so far so that you'll be ready for the finale.

Happy Christmas to everyone, enjoy!

Crump Giveaway

In celebration of the one year anniversary of the United States electing a bright orange man-child to the highest office in the land, I'm giving away free copies of my political satire novel Crump! If you'd like to get a paperback copy of Crump (and you have a Twitter account), then you should definitely enter the Crump Amazon giveaway. It's running through 11/8/2017. Good luck!

Crump Cover Reveal

I've been working on a political satire piece based loosely on the short story "Six Minutes" and it's just about ready to publish (very possibly by Monday 8/14).

Here's a look at the cover, done by JW Schmidt, who also did the cover for "Shanghai Shuffle" (available for pre-order here).

I'm not going to put "Crump" up for pre-order, it's just going to get published straight away. I'll push out links to buy the book on Amazon through Twitter.  Stay tuned!