Showing posts with label flash fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flash fiction. Show all posts

Sunday, August 6, 2017

New English

Some flash fiction based on my observations of toddlers chatting with each other. Seeing as how English is an evolving language influenced (it seems) more by usage than precedent, I couldn't help but imagine a world where the English we speak today is no longer in vogue.

Sarah thumbed through the dog-eared novel that she had found in the free bin in the used book store, stopping at a random page. “Have you readed this?” she asked Danny. “It’s so cool!” 
“I don’t know why you like those old books,” Danny said, rolling her eyes. “They’re dumb. Millennial English is the worst. And we don’t talk like that anyway. Millennial English is so much more elegant.” 
Sarah ignored her friend, picking a short passage from the book and then reciting it out loud. “As he put down the shell, he drove it into the ground. The conch felt cool and salty against his palm, like the ocean had become a thing that he could hold in his hand. Without another word, he dove into the sea and swam from the shore… 
“Ugh! Stop it!” Danny snapped. “I can’t stand the sound of it. It doesn’t even make sense!” She snatched the book from Sarah’s hands and scanned the page. “Here, I’ll fix it: As he putted down the shell, he drived it into the ground. The conch feeled cool and salty against his palm, like the ocean haved become a thing that he could hold in his hand. Without another word, he dived into the sea and swimmed for the shore… There, I fixed it." 
Sarah plucked the old book from her friend’s hand. “Stop it. You ruin it when you readed it like that…” she paused for a moment, thinking about what she had said. “I mean ‘when you read it like that’,” she added with a smile. 
“Bleh,” Danny said, screwing up his face. “I don’t know why you like that old stuff so much. It sound ugly. Anyway, let’s go eat. I’m so hungry. I haven’t eated since this morning.” 
“That sound good,” Sarah said, shoving the novel into her backpack.

Friday, June 30, 2017

Natural Beauty

“Look at this one,” the man said, holding up a large photo. “I took this one just this last March, as it was warming up.

“It’s really nice,” the other man replied. “Do you touch them up at all?”

“What do you mean?” the first man asked.

“Do you use Photoshop, or are these images pretty much as you took them?”

“Ah,” the first man laughed, “I do some adjustments. Brightness and contrast, mostly. I don’t get too much into it. I just don’t understand how to do it. My wife showed me how to do that much, though. I do it on my computer, while I’m on the road. I like to edit them as I take them.”

“That’s all you need, really,” the other man said. “A couple adjustment layers to help the colors pop. Keep it simple. Editing isn’t what makes a beautiful photograph. It’s the subject matter that is most important.”

“I couldn’t agree more,” the first man said, admiring his own photo. “These are beautiful places. God’s country, if there ever was such a place. You can’t help but take amazing pictures when you’re surrounded by all this natural splendor.”

The two men stood in silence, looking at the picture. It truly was a beautiful scene.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Fortune Cookies

Hana sat at the table sipping a thick green tea from a blue speckled gray bowl. Across from her, Touma popped a roasted soybean into his mouth with a ostentatious flourish.

“I’m stuffed!” Touma announced suddenly, falling back onto the floor, his arms sprawling awkwardly.

“Stop it,” Hana giggled, choking on her tea. “You’re so dramatic!”

“I can’t help it, I ate so much!” Touma sighed, rubbing his belly. “I didn’t know food could taste so good.”

“It was wonderful,” Hana agreed, placing the mottled bowl on the table. “But I hope you aren’t too full. We haven’t had dessert yet.”

“Ah!” Touma exclaimed, propping himself up on one elbow. “I almost forgot about dessert, I was so focused on the meal.”

“Well, sit up!” Hana admonished him. “You can’t eat dessert laying on the floor.”

Touma rolled up to his knees in front of the table. “It was quite a feast!” they said in unison.

Immediately, a child-sized android entered the room and silently removed their plates while another small android cheerfully cleaned the low table. When the table was cleared, a third android placed a palm-sized off-white porcelain dessert plate on the table. On the plate, there were two delicate fortune cookies.

“Thank you for this food,” Touma said hungrily, leaving over the table.

“Thank you for this food,” Hana agreed, her hands folded in her lap.

“They make the best fortune cookies here,” Touma said excitedly, reaching across the table for a cookie.

“They really do,” Hana agreed. “I always make sure not to overeat so that when the fortune cookies come, I’ll still be a little hungry. This way, I’ll really be able to savor the flavor.”

“Not me,” Touma laughed, “I eat and eat. No matter how much I eat, I’ll still have room for one of these.” He held the fortune cookie to his face, breathing in the cookie’s intoxicating sesame scent.

“I don’t know how you stay so thin,” Hana chided him. “Someday, you’re going to be so fat that they’ll have to roll you down the street.”

“Maybe,” Touma shrugged, “but for now, I can make my way down the street by myself.”

“For now,” Hana said skeptically. She grabbed the other cookie and examined it. “These really are beautiful. They’re almost too beautiful to eat.”

“Nothing is too beautiful to eat,” Touma laughed, gently cracking open his fortune cookie. Inside, there was a tiny person, about as big as the end of his little finger. The person yawned and stretched languidly. Its long black hair wrapped around its slender, pale body. It looked up at Touma curiously.

“Oh, how cute!” Hana said, looking at oracle in Touma’s cookie. She broke her own fortune cookie in half and let out an excited gasp. “Oh, Touma!” she whispered excitedly, “Look! Look!” She held her hands out so that Touma could see the tiny, golden haired oracle inside her cookie. “It’s beautiful!” Hana smiled.

“It’s nice,” Touma shrugged, tossing his fortune cookie, and the oracle inside it, into his mouth. He chewed noisily, his teeth chomping into the dessert with a jarring crunch. When he was done, he shot Hana a skeptical glance. “Are you going to eat that?”

“Oh, I never eat the oracles,” Hana said, tenderly removing the fortune cookie pieces from around the oracle and eating them one at a time.

“You’re so weird,” Touma sighed. “What do you do with them?”

“I collect them,” Hana said. “You know, it’s not weird. It’s actually really fun, and a lot of people do it. I’m part of a club.”

“It’s weird,” Touma said flatly.

“No it’s not,” Hana said. “And anyway, they’re so cute. I don’t like to eat them.” She put her little finger next to the oracle. It climbed over her finger and then walked onto her palm. “They’re really quite nice, if you play with them every day. And this type is really rare. You hardly see them with hair like this.” She held the oracle out for Touma to see.

“Yeah, I know. They’re supposed to be the most delicious. Let me eat it! It’s a waste not to.”

“No!” Hana said, pulling her hand back.

“How do you even care for them? You probably keep them all cooped up in a mason jar under your bed. It’s cruel! Let me eat it, it’s the humane thing to do.”

Hana looked at the oracle in her palm tenderly. The oracle was completely oblivious to the debate over its fate.

“I have an aquarium,” Hana protested. “It’s not cruel. I feed them rice and sweets. That’s their favorite food.”

“An aquarium?” Touma scoffed. “How many do you have?”

“I have seven,” Hana boasted. “This will be number eight! My lucky little number eight,” she cooed to the oracle. “They really are so cute,” Hana said warmly. “You should see, they all have their own little personality, but they aren’t like us. They never fight or complain. They’re so sweet.”

“Yeah, they’re sweet to eat,” Touma grunted. “Anyway, if you’re not going to let me eat that lucky oracle, then let’s get out of here. I hate to just sit around after a big meal. It settles in my belly and makes me fall asleep.”

“Okay,” Hana said, dropping the oracle into a small pocket on her blouse.

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Unplugged

This week, SciFiSunday will be a flash fiction piece. Enjoy!

“Are you sure this is the end of the line?” Brian asks as we pull up to a small cutout in the road. 
“I’m sure,” I tell him. Catherine jumps from her chair in the front of the motorhome and wraps her arms around me, like this is the last time that she’ll ever see me. I hug her back, soaking in the warmth of her body. 
This is the last time that I’ll ever see her. It’s the last time that I’ll see either of them. 
“Oh, Emil,” she says, her voice edging on a sob. “I wish you would stay with us.” I look away from Catherine’s wet eyes. I know that my leaving hurts her, but this is something that I have to do. 
“I’ll see you guys around,” I lie to them. 
“I think we will,” Brian laughs, patting me on the back from his captain’s chair, his hand like the huge paw of a friendly grizzly bear. 
Without another word, I shoulder my pack and step outside. As they drive off, I feel the last tendrils of technology reaching toward my brain, fighting to stay connected. Once they’re out of range, I let out a sigh of relief. For the first time in my life, I am completely disconnected. My brain is awash in silence, floating atop the steady thump-thump-thump of my heart beating in my ears. 
I turn away from the road and hurry into the forest before another vehicle comes down the road.

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