Friday, January 26, 2018

Reviews

I'm not a best-selling author, but I do have consistent sales across a variety of genres. But even though a growing number of people have paid money to get their hands on my books, I find that drumming up reviews is like pulling teeth. So when I do get a review, I'm super excited. I love getting feedback from readers. Getting a review on Amazon or Goodreads makes it feel less like I'm tossing my books out into the void and more like I'm making some sort of meaningful contribution to the zeitgeist.

So just to recap: Reviews are awesome. Please review my books. Be brutally honest. I can take it.

That said, would it kill people to sprinkle their reviews with a dash of intelligence? It's grating to get a review along the lines of... 
"This book was great, but it's part of a series and I hate series book. One star."
"Super engaging and fun to read, but I hate science-fiction. One star."
"I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. But I don't like words with vowels in them. One star."
Why do people write reviews like this? Granted, only two of these examples are based on actual reviews, but the point's the same. People that knock a product because they didn't like some innate aspect of that product (such as its genre or number of pages) should have their reviewing rights revoked. How the fuck can you like something and then give it a shitty rating because of something that is a feature and not a bug?

Anyway, there's my Friday rant.

And again, I love reviews. I want them. Please write them. Just don't be an idiot about it.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Fire and Fury

This new book from Michael Wolff, Fire and Fury, is pretty funny. It's especially funny because it seems that the book has confirmed a lot of the most ridiculous satirical shit out of Crump. At the risk of sounding like a narcissistic douche, I'm enjoying watching life imitate art.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Happy Christmas

If you're looking for something to read during Christmas, I've got some recommendations. From now (Christmas Eve) through 12/28, you can get my raunchy political satire novel Crump for FREE on Kindle. This novel is nasty and hilarious but is definitely not for those with a weak constitution.


If you'd rather avoid politics during the holidays, then you can pick up the second and third books in my science-fiction series Psalms of the Apocalypse.

There are currently four books in the series, and the final book will be coming out sometime soon (think mid to late January), so now is the perfect time to catch up on everything that you've missed so far so that you'll be ready for the finale.

Happy Christmas to everyone, enjoy!

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Black Friday

If you're looking for some awesome deals this Black Friday, look no further. You can get FREE copies of Lumiuxx (book one of the Psalms of the Apocalypse series) and Shanghai Shuffle (book one of the Prisoners of War series) for FREE on Kindle from now through 11/26. Enjoy and happy Thanksgiving!

Postscript: Make sure to leave a review! All reviews are appreciated, but of course 5-star reviews are the best.

Monday, November 20, 2017

The Truth About Toys

As a parent with two small children, on the eve of the rampantly commercialized consumer frenzy that will be the Holiday Season of 2017, I feel the uncontrollable urge to voice an opinion that I think most parents of small children are too afraid to say out loud (for fear of being labeled as “bad parents” by a society obsessed with the accumulation of things, I suppose) and to bring to light a serious cultural problem that I think needs to be urgently addressed. These two issues are one in the same and they have to do specifically and generally with toys. Here is the truth about toys: children don’t need them and parents hate them.

Sure, children want the toys that are advertised to them; they can’t help but want them. Children are brainwashed into wanting toys by highly skilled advertisers who use every trick in the book to manipulate children’s defenseless little brains into needing whatever toy is being sold. But as any parent will tell you, the novelty of a new toy doesn’t last long, and once that novelty has worn off, the child promptly forgets about the toy. Inevitably, the toy ends up at the bottom of a box, under the couch, or shoved in the back of a closet, and, before long, the toy is forgotten completely. In the end, the few minutes that the child played with the toy hardly justifies the price of that toy - a price that few toy buyers take into consideration.

The most obvious cost of the toy is the sticker price. This is money that comes directly out of the buyer’s pocket. But what about the environmental cost of producing the toy (which is most likely made of some form of plastic)? What about the cost of shipping the toy thousands upon thousands of miles (chances are good that the toy was made in China). Then there’s the cost to the American economy of purchasing a toy made by low wage labor in a developing country; the cost of jobs lost, taxes not paid, wealth being exported from our liberal democracy to an authoritarian communist country. And then, once the toy has been played with and discarded, there is the bonus environmental cost associated with the toy, where it will sit in a landfill taking hundreds and hundreds of years to degrade.

But for some insane reason, despite the fact that children don’t need toys and parents hate them; despite the fact that the toys hurt our economy and our environment; despite the fact that our children all already have more toys than they could ever realistically play with; each and every Christmas, every birthday, and even on minor occasions such as Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, and Easter, our children are bombarded with cheap toys and tchotchke, made, for the most part, in China. And all of this toy crazy consumerism is taking place in the face of rising nationalism, isolationism, and populism, all centered around a disdain for foreign-made goods and services. All the cultural and ethical signs say “stop spending your hard earned dollars on cheap plastic toys made in other countries,” but Americans keep spending and spending. Americans can’t stop accumulating massive amounts of shit, they can’t stop filling their lives with meaningless, useless garbage instead of meaningful experiences and achievements.

The quick and easy answer to this problem is to simply stop buying cheap plastic junk made in China and other states with questionable worker conditions. Americans need to stop the insanity of compulsively buying things that we don’t want or need. In the case of toys, everyone involved would be better off simply investing that money into a college savings plan, government bonds, the stock market, or even just sticking the money into a plain old savings account at the bank. If saving and investing is something that you are allergic to, then spend your money on either American made goods or on products manufactured in other first world countries. The higher cost of these goods will necessarily constrain the number of things purchased, and nudge you, the consumer, to be more considerate of the things they do decide to purchase.

I can already hear all the parents out there crying about the inhumanity of depriving their precious children of the joy of brand new, fresh off the boat toys from abroad. “My child needs toys!” or “Toys are imperative for healthy development!” Give me a fucking break. Children are incredibly intelligent, creative, and eager to express themselves - and they can do all of this WITHOUT TOYS. Give your kid a box and some markers. Give them some blankets. Give them paper and glue. Give them something that will prompt them to exercise their imaginations. Allow them to be children. Encourage them to make believe and create. Get off your phone for two seconds and actually interact with them.

The truth about toys is that they are draining the wealth from our country, funding the rise of authoritarianism abroad, impoverishing blue-collar American workers, playing to the most absurd and selfish whims of children, and providing literally nothing of value in our society. The truth about toys is that it’s easier to spend money on shit to distract your kids with than it is to give them your full attention. The truth about toys is that they are made by adults, bought by adults, and then quickly discarded by children. The truth about toys is that nobody needs them.
This holiday season, when you’re deciding which battery operated, wifi-enabled, pediatrician approved plastic piece of shit to buy for the children in your life, consider this: Every toy you buy, every dollar you send to China in exchange for a useless piece of plastic, is putting a bullet in a Chinese gun. In the future, when the Chinese start using those bullets, who do you think they’ll be aimed at?

It’s one of the shitty ironies of life that children grow up to fight and die in the wars that their parents created. When you’re buying toys for your kids this season, trading American wealth for Chinese-made instant gratification, keep in mind the fact that you’re destabilizing your own country and empowering a ruthless authoritarian dictatorship that despises American exceptionalism and will eat your children alive in order to sustain itself.

This holiday season, don’t give in. Don’t buy a bunch of cheap plastic shit made in China. Save your money. Invest your money. Buy products that were made in America. Or best of all, spend some quality time with your kids.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Empress Theresa

I just watched this interesting video on the book Empress Theresa by Norman Boutin. I skimmed a bit of the book, and honestly it's pretty terrible, BUT I applaud Boutin for both hacking the internet and getting a bunch of people to read/review his book and also for sticking to his guns and being completely uncompromising.

I'd written a post a few months ago about being an uncompromising, singularly focused, solitary writer. tl;dr just write your book, proof it, and get it published. Stop pussyfooting around with honing your art or whatever. Granted, Boutin apparently spent upwards of four decades putting this book together, so he took his sweet time; but in the end, he published something and didn't bother perverting his writing the the ideas and judgments of other people.

What you write should be your own. Don't apologize. Don't capitulate. Stick to your fucking guns and shamelessly defend your work to the bitter end. But FYI your writing is probably really terrible and you'll die in obscurity.

Friday, November 3, 2017

Kindle eBook Updates

One of the coolest features of Kindle eBooks is that they can be updated to correct distracting formatting or publishing errors, to add new content, or to fix gaping plot holes. These updates happen automatically for many of Amazon's reading devices and apps (and is the default option for some platforms).

I highly recommend that you turn on these updates so that you always have the most up-to-date version of your eBooks. As an example of new content that you would be missing, if you didn't have automatic updates enabled, I've recently started to update all of my books to take advantage of Amazon's X-Ray feature. Without automatic updates, you wouldn't be able to see all this new content!

I grabbed these instructions from Amazon on how to enable automatic updates for your eBooks. Turn it on and stay up to date!

To receive updates to your eBooks automatically:
  1. Turn on the Annotations Backup* for your Kindle device or Kindle reading app. This will sync your notes, highlights, eBookmarks, and furthest page read 
  2. Go to the Manage Your Content and Devices page 
  3. Select "Automatic Book Update" under the Settings tab
  4. Select "On" from the dropdown menu
Note: The Automatic Book Update feature might not be available for markets outside of the U.S.
*The devices listed below automatically enable the Annotations Backup. As a result, you won't be able turn off the Backup.
  • Kindle for Android
  • Kindle for Windows 8
  • Kindle for BlackBerry 10

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Crump Giveaway

In celebration of the one year anniversary of the United States electing a bright orange man-child to the highest office in the land, I'm giving away free copies of my political satire novel Crump! If you'd like to get a paperback copy of Crump (and you have a Twitter account), then you should definitely enter the Crump Amazon giveaway. It's running through 11/8/2017. Good luck!

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

X-Ray for Kindle

I was reading through Amazon's monthly newsletter and learned about the X-Ray feature - which is essentially an on-demand index that you can pull up by pressing and holding on the name of a character, place, event, or term in the book. This is super cool, so I've been updating all of my books to have X-Ray. I'll probably have them all updated in the next week or so.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Reviews!

It's the end of October, which means that the holiday season is just around the corner and the gift-buying frenzy of Christmas is already getting started. During the next couple months many, many Amazon Kindles will be sold and many, many more Kindle eBooks will be consumed. It's a very exciting time for KDP writers. All those Kindles flying off the shelves means more and more people getting access to Amazon's massive eBook library and to the books that we write!

If you happen to be one of those lucky new Kindle owners, or maybe you're just going to be catching up on some reading during the holidays, I'd like to give you a nudge to leave reviews on all the books you read. It's super easy to review a Kindle book (you don't even have to write anything, and you don't need to attach any of your own personal information to the review), and reviews are priceless to authors! Not only do reviews help us with feedback about our work, reviews also play a vital role in how our books are displayed on Amazon. The more reviews, the better. Especially 5-star reviews. And since we are entering into the holiday season, you can definitely think of your reviews as presents to the authors that you enjoy reading.

So feel free to spread holiday cheer this season and leave reviews for every Kindle eBook that you read. Your reviews will make KDP authors very, very happy and keep them writing all those wonderful books that you love to read.

Friday, October 20, 2017

Short Story SmackDown Part 6!

Published this a couple weeks ago and forgot to mention it here. This one got me through to the next round. Follow me on Wattpad or Twitter, or just keep reading this blog, for my next submission.

Monday, October 9, 2017

I3

Another entry in the Short Story SmackDown.

Jan's fingers danced across the keyboard, transferring data from the array of collectors that dotted the ship's hull into the ship's main database. The work was boring, but it had to be done and since Jan was the ship's data officer, he was the one that had to do it. Everything about Jan's existence was boring. His life revolved around boredom. Tedious, monotonous, uninteresting, repetitious, mind-numbing boredom

Jan's daily cycle spanned twenty-four standard hours and was designed to mimic a twenty-four hour day back on Earth. For every ten hours that Jan spent entering data and performing analytics, he would spend eight hours sleeping and six hours performing maintenance on the ship, exercising, and pursuing his own interests. This was Jan's schedule and it never varied. There were no weekends. There were no holidays. Jan didn't get sick days and there was never any variation or excitement. To date, Jan had been through the cycle twelve thousand five hundred and eighty-seven times.

He pressed his thumbs into temples and worked them in tight circles in a vain attempt at alleviating the fatigue headache that he could feel coming on. Boredom gave Jan the most wretched of headaches.

As he dug his thumbs into his skull, the hatch to the data pod hissed open. Jan didn't bother looking over his shoulder to see who was coming in. There was only one other person on the crew of this ship.

"Hello, Dean," Jan said mechanically. Dean was the pilot of the ship. His cycle was offset to Jan's so that there was always someone awake to mind the ship, even though the ship was set to run itself with no human interaction. In fact, there was little that Jan nor Dean could do to interfere with the autonomy of the ship even if they wanted to.

"Jan," Dean grunted. The two men had lived in such close proximity to each other for so long that they had long ago said everything that needed to be said. Exchanges comprised of more than a dozen syllables were rare.

Dean plugged a diagnostics drive into the instrument panel near Jan, waited for a confirmation relay, then unplugged the drive and left.

Jan stopped massaging his head and went back to work. His fingers danced across the keyboard, transferring data from the array of collectors that dotted the ship's hull into the ship's main database. The work was tedious, but the work had to be done and it was Jan's job to do it. He glanced down at his analog watch. His work sub-cycle was ending soon. He finished his final entries and ran an audit to verify the accuracy of his input, then pushed himself away from his console and yawned. The audit wrapped up just as his work sub-cycle finished.

Jan glanced out the portal near his station, peering into the vast nothingness of space that the ship was rocketing through. The scenery hadn't changed in almost three standard decades. There was nothing to see but endless blackness dotted by twinkling dots of light. Jan sighed heavily. The boredom was crushing.

After he locked down his workstation, Jan retreated to his living-pod. The small cylindrical space doubled as his bedroom and, in the worst case scenario, an escape pod. The space outside the pod was a common area filled with books, board games, and two black and white terminals that accessed the ship's computer system. The common area was the largest habitable area of the ship. Even though the ship was massive, most of its volume was dedicated to hauling freight. The area in which Jan and Dead lived and worked would be considered a barely liveable shoebox apartment back on Earth.

In his living-pod, Jan changed into his recreational clothing. Changing clothing for each new sub-cycle was mandatory. When the mission had first started, Jan had thought the necessity of changing for each sub-cycle had seemed superfluous. But now, he understood the wisdom of forcing the crew to change. Changing clothes helped mediate the paralyzing fatigue of perpetual boredom.

Once Jan was dressed, the floated from the pod back into the common area. He floated through a maze of dog-eared books. When Jan had first seen the common area, he had been amazed at how well endowed its library was. But after a few thousand cycles, the library had quickly started to seem smaller and smaller. By now, Jan had read every book in the collection several dozen times. He could recite most of them by rote memory though he couldn't remember the last time he had actually taken one out and read it. After so many cycles, the books were no longer a source of entertainment. Now, they were simply a painful taunting reminder of the life that he and Dean had foolishly left behind.

He floated to a dark corner of the common area and pulled himself up to one of the two terminals. These terminals were connected to a part of the ship's system that allowed the crew an innocuous access to the ship's resources without the possibility of harming the ship's vital systems. Jan's fingers danced across the keyboard as he logged into the terminal and then typed in the same command that he had typed in tens of thousands of times before: python Minesweeper.py.

The black terminal screen flickered and then was filled with a matrix of lines with an open and closed bracket in the middle of the screen to indicate Jan's starting location.

Life on the ship was suffocatingly boring. The unrelenting monotony of each cycle and the repetitive, drone-like nature of Jan's work was soul crushing. Jan's only escape was this simple game. It was the only game on the ship's computer and for reasons that Jan couldn't quite understand, it was the only activity that kept him from ending it all by popping an airlock and letting himself be sucked out into the cold dead vacuum of space.

When Jan had enlisted to serve on the crew of an Icebreaker, he had been too young and naive to understand just what he was signing up for. The pitch sounded enticing enough; get off planet and have an adventure in space, help quench the system's ever-growing thirst, and be given a massive pension when the ship returned. Jan never could have imagined how excruciatingly boring life aboard an Icebreaker would turn out to be.

Jan's ship, the I3, was part of the initial fleet of Icebreakers that had been sent out in all directions to harvest the Oort Cloud. In the standard years since the I3 had set out, there had been dramatic advances in technology. Modern ships could haul loads fifty times as large as what the I3 could manage and didn't even need a crew. But the part that made Jan grind his teeth at night was the fact that a modern ship could make the trip to the Oort Cloud and back in a small fraction of the time that it had taken the I3 to make it as far as it had. Jan and Dean knew this because they received infrequent updates from relay stations and other ships that they crossed paths with. Their own ship lacked manual control, a measure taken by the designers to prevent crews from giving up before the mission had been completed and returning home. It also lacked the ability to dock with other ships and many other modern conveniences that had become common in the newer Icebreaker fleet. Jan and Dean were on an obsolete mission with no way to abort and go back home.

Jan shook his head. It was what it was. It was no good doting on all that. He and Dean had spent countless cycles trying to hack into the ship's navigation system to turn it back toward home and had never had any success. All they could do now was complete the mission, get back home, and enjoy their fat pension with all the conveniences of a world that by all appearances had changed almost beyond recognition.

He turned his mind back toward the terminal. "This is dangerous," Jan muttered to himself. The first move in Minesweeper was always a total crapshoot. There was no way to predict where there might be a bomb. The first step was a leap of faith. Jan felt his pulse increase. The anticipation and uncertainty of the first move was thrilling in a way that made Jan forget the boredom that had normally had a stranglehold on his mind. He took a deep breath and pressed the up arrow.

The screen flickered, revealing the number of bombs in the spaces around Jan's position. He let out a sigh of relief, then took in the information and analyzed it. Jan had spent tens of thousands of hours performing analytics on data. Analyzing data had become second nature to him, like breathing. Jan could open his mind and navigate data without getting shell-shocked the way someone else without a data background might. Jan had watched Dean play Minesweeper and it was pathetic. Data wasn't Dean's strong suit. The numbers made Dean's head rock. Jan chuckled to himself, recalling how poorly Dean played. For the uninitiated, Minesweeper was a dangerous game.

As Jan played, the minutes and hours melted away. Boredom, headaches, bitterness; it all faded into the background. Jan was in the zone, his mind as sharply honed as a scalpel. He moved quickly and decisively, navigating the minefield like a dancer pirouetting across a stage.

"Hello, Jan," Dean said, floating past the terminal where Jan was playing. The greeting shattered Jan's zen-like state. Jan pushed the left arrow key and stepped on a mine. His game was over.

"Dean," Jan said, grinding his teeth. He tore his eyes away from the screen and peered down at his watch. His recreation cycle was almost over. He terminated his session and pushed himself away from the terminal with an almost mechanical detachment. He floated slowly toward his living-pod, unbuttoning his recreation suit as he drifted through the common area. He needed to change into the appropriate suit for the next sub-cycle. It was time to sleep.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Bookclub!

I recently joined a bookclub on WanKani. The first book on the list to read is よつばと! This is the first time I've participated in a legit bookclub, so I'm pretty excited. If you're interested (and can read 日本語) then come and join meお疲れ様です!

Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Solitary Writer

Recently, I came across this quote from Judy Reeves' book Writing Alone, Writing Together:

“For all the ideas of writer as solitary, tortured soul alone in her cramped garret or shambled studio working into the night, in reality writers, like the rest of humanity, are basically communal creatures. We search out our own kind and build community as naturally as we breathe. It is within community we connect with others and, through our connecting, find home.”

When I first started writing full time, I had this idea in my head that there would be some sort of writing community that I would want to get involved in. I looked around online, subscribed to various subreddits, went to a couple meetings for local writing groups, and made a real effort to interact with other writers that I felt were on par with me in terms of notoriety and skill. I don't really know what I was looking to get out of all these social interactions. Maybe I was just curious to see how other "real" writers did it. Maybe this was my half-ass attempt at marketing. But whatever the case, it very quickly became painfully clear that other writers are annoying as shit and I couldn't stand them.

What I found when I probed various writing groups is that the people in these groups are, for the most part, not there to be productive writers. The people in these groups were there to complain, to whine, to get attention, sometimes to troll. I think I expected to find a group of writers that wrote prolifically and published often who would egg each other on and post maybe infrequent updates about their work but mostly keep focused on completing their next project.

Maybe this speaks more to my own personality more than any short comings in other people. I'm a person that is very results oriented. When I would read post after post of writers who had spent multiple years working and reworking a 60k work manuscript, I just wanted to scream PUBLISH THE FUCKING BOOK. When I would read guys bragging about their 400k+ word fan-fiction that was only just getting started I could only shake my head. PUBLISH THE FUCKING BOOK. Ugh, and then there are the writers obsessed with "honing their craft" who seem to get off on the anxiety and self-flagellation of submitting work to be "critiqued" by anonymous people on the internet. JUST PUBLISH THE FUCKING BOOK.

Writing is NOT a communal effort. Writing is art created by one person (or maybe more if that's the sort of thing you're writing). What you write is your own vision. Having someone else critique or mold that vision so that it fits their own vision is stupid. It seems to me that writing is the only art form where the artist willingly submits their work to be changed by someone else. I don't get it. Obviously, you should have your writing proofed for spelling and grammar mistakes. But in my opinion, that's as far as it should go. Write your work, have it proofed, get it published. Don't let someone else piss in your soup.

Writing is NOT a communal activity. If you're chatting, tweeting, hanging out, whatever, then you aren't writing. To write, you necessarily have to be alone with your own mind. You have to sit in front of your machine and pound out each letter one at a time without the help or input of anyone else. There's only room for two hands on a keyboard. The trope of the solitary writer is a true reflection of the realities of being a productive writer and anyone that has written anything will know that this is true.

Anyway, there's my two cents on the whole writing community thing. I'll admit, I still feel like I should be involved in some way with a community that revolves around writing. I think it would be fun to hang out with other writers and have deep intellectual conversations over whatever we're writing. But then I think about the mountain of writing work I have in front of me and realize that I'd rather spend my time being a productive writer than chit chatting with other people that are not.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Uinfax

I haven't mentioned this on the blog, but I made it into Round 2 of the Short Story SmackDown being put on by Wattpad ScienceFiction. From all the challengers, I'm part of the final 13. All the writers in this round are really good, so it'll be interesting to see how it plays out. To read my Round 2 entry, click here (or just read it below)

The dreadnaught shivered and groaned as its shields absorbed the impact of a thermonuclear explosion on the port side. Paul watched through his gunner port as the hull of the insurgent flagship splintered and broke apart. Parts of the ship had already started to re-enter the planet's atmosphere and disintegrate. Some of the insurgent swarm ships and fighters attempted to dart through the coalition blockade, but most continued to press the futile attack on the coalition ships, even though their own fleet had been all but wiped out.

"Keep firing, dammit!" Paul's commanding officer barked over the comm-link.

Paul swiveled in his gunner pod, locking on an insurgent drone nexus. He squeezed the triggers, his one hand aching from the hours of battle while his cybernetic prosthesis continued to function tirelessly. The plasma-shells tore through the paper-thin bilge of the insurgent ship and within seconds the reactor core detonated, blowing the ship into tiny pieces. Almost immediately, the drones under its control faltered and then went idle, floating harmlessly in whatever direction they had been traveling in a moment before. Paul cracked the knuckles of his natural fingers, and then went back to firing.

Everywhere that Paul could see through his gunner port, similar scenes were playing out. With no more capital ships to provide cover for the rest of the fleet, the coalition was tearing through the insurgent fleet effortlessly. Paul wondered how much longer the insurgent forces would continue to fight this hopeless fight. Better to be taken as a coalition POW than die in the cold vacuum of space for a lost cause, Paul thought.

Almost as soon as the idea passed through Paul's mind, the battle stopped and the space visible through Paul's gunner port became completely still. Paul's gunner pod locked, rotating around so that it was docked in travel position. Paul hit the call switch.

"Hey, what gives?" he asked the operator.

"Can it, Kobashigawa," came the reply from his commanding officer. "The Supreme Commander will be on the line any moment,"

Paul flipped the call switch and slumped in his chair. If he'd learned nothing else from being a gunner in the navy, it was to be patient. As he waited, Paul craned his neck to look out the porthole in the back of his gunner pod. The dreadnaught had turned on its axis so that Paul's back was now facing toward the planet. Through the opening, he could see clouds stretching out over the horizon toward a moonrise. From this angle, it was as if the battle that he had just been fighting had never happened. "All you've got to do is look at things from a different direction," Paul whispered to himself.

"The War is over," came the Supreme Commander's rich baritone over the encrypted comm-link. "The remaining insurgent forces have submitted articles of surrender. We've won, boys. We're going home." The comm-link hissed for a moment and then went silent.

"That's it?" Paul asked incredulously. The Insurgent War had only been going for a little over a dozen months, but this abrupt ending still felt anti-climactic. Wasn't there supposed to be some epic final battle? Wasn't there supposed to be a final showdown? A few hours ago, the insurgent fleets had been the bane of this system. But now, after the Second Fleet had more or less caught the insurgent fleets gathered with their collective pants down, the insurgency had been crushed and tossed into the junk pile of history.

The hatch to Paul's gunner pod popped open with a metallic clank and he climbed out. Up and down the ship, other gunners were climbing from their pods as well.

"Hey! Kobashigawa! Can you believe it? We got 'em!" called one of Paul's shipmates.

Paul shrugged his shoulders. "I can't believe it. I mean... It was all so fast."

"Yeah, we really stuck it to those bastards," whooped another gunner. "Good thing, too. I'm getting space sick up here. I'm ready to go home."

Paul thought about that for a moment. He had assumed the Commander's words were hyperbole.

"I don't know, Tom," Paul said. "You really think we're going right home?"

"Hell yeah," Tom laughed. "You know how expensive it is to keep the fleet in orbit. The government is going to discharge us as soon as technically possible. You watch, we'll get our walking papers within the next twenty-four hours. I bet they've had admin processing everything since the moment the admiralty realized that there was a slim chance we'd crush the insurgents. They'll dump our sorry asses the minute we dock."

Seventeen hours later, Paul Kobashigawa found himself on a transport ship back to his hometown. On the short ride home, he felt a nervousness bubbling up in his guts. He hadn't been home in months and he hadn't left on the best of terms with his parents. Would they be happy to see him back? He checked his navy-issue watch. At this rate, he figured he'd be home just in time for everyone else to be waking up.

By the time the transport reached the transit center, the sun was just beginning to peek up over the horizon. He looked out the window of the transport ship, marveling at how much things looked the same, and yet how much they had changed. The change was most evident in all the fortifications. Heavy mechs and ion cannons dotted the streets in key locations. Paul shook his head again as he thought about how quickly the insurgency had gone from a global threat to a fading memory... not that anyone in this town knew it yet, unless they had woken early and heard the news.

The shuttle landed with a heavy thud. Paul disembarked, shouldering his navy-issue duffle bag and cut through the sparse crowd toward the exit. Outside the station, a heavy mech scanned Paul's face with a green sensor, its gatling cannon trained on Paul's torso. Once it was satisfied he wasn't a threat, it stomped off down the road, scanning other people leaving the station.

Paul's parents lived only a few blocks from the transit station, so he seized the opportunity for a brisk morning walk. All the time he'd spent in orbit, cooped up in a navy ship, had left him longing for fresh air and the reassuring press of a planet's gravity. But even so, by the time he reached his parent's house, he was winded. The air here wasn't as oxygen rich as the air on the ship. And his body wasn't used to being pulled downward with such a consistent force.

"Christ," Paul huffed, checking his watch. It had taken him twenty minutes to walk such a short distance. He leaned against the front door the catch his breath, but as he did so, the door opened and he nearly fell over as he tumbled into the house.

A pair of strong hands caught Paul under his armpits and hoisted him back upright. "I wondered when you'd be home," said a familiar voice.

Paul turned to see his father giving him a disapproving look. This was more or less the lukewarm reception Paul had expected.

"Hey Dad," Paul said awkwardly. "Have you heard?"

"War's over," Paul's father said flatly. "No thanks to you."

Paul couldn't help but grimace. "What do you mean, Dad? I was up there fighting the insurgents. I was at the last battle. I did my part."

"Don't feed me that bullcrap, Paul," his father snapped. "The Agency for Central Investigations sent a couple agents over last week. They've got your number, Paul. You're a deserter and a thief. You thought you could fool us all by running off to the navy and then cutting out when the going got too tough. Well, now you're going to have to pay the consequences."

"What the hell are you talking about, Dad?" Paul asked. "I literally just got off a transport. I walked here from the station."

"What's going on out there?" came a voice from within the house.

"Paul's home," his father said, "but he's leaving."

"Paul?" his mother cried out. She ran to the doorway, nudging Paul's father out of the way. "Oh, my little boy! I'm so happy you've come back to us!"

"He's leaving, Betty," Paul's father said again.

"Oh, stop that, Yoshindo," Betty said. "Don't listen to your father, Paul. Come in, come in."

"Goddamit, Betty, you let him in and we're harboring a criminal! He made his own bed, let him sleep in it."

"Hold on," Paul said. "Just hold on! What is all this you're saying about me being a criminal, Dad? I just got home. I was in the War! How can I possibly be a criminal? Look, I've got my discharge data right here." Paul pulled out a datasheet and handed it to his father.

Yoshindo snatched the datasheet from his son and scanned the information. "Hmmm," he hummed thoughtfully. Paul's father had been a cryptologist before he retired. Authenticating government issued datasheets had been his specialty.

"This looks authentic," he said at last. "There," Betty said, reaching out and taking Paul's hands. He could feel her squeezing on his natural hand tightly while she barely put any pressure on his prosthesis. She'd always been careful with his cybernetic hand, ever since he'd gotten it as a boy, even though it was all but indestructible. "I knew there had just been some sort of misunderstanding."

Yoshindo said nothing, turning and going back into the house. He had always been a distant father, but as he aged, he had also become conspiratorial and suspicious.

"Come in," Betty said warmly. "Come in! I've been so worried about you. Come in and eat, eat, eat! You're as thin as a rail."

Once Paul had taken a seat at the breakfast table, he didn't waste a moment asking what was going on. "What do you mean when you say that there were some ACI men here looking for me, Dad?" he asked.

"Oh, that was just nothing," Betty said quickly.

"It wasn't nothing, Betty," Yoshindo snapped. "They were looking for you, Paul. It was serious. Seems you've been running a racket. Insurance fraud. Credit fraud. Tax fraud. Not to mention deserting your post. They had a long list of offenses. They had datasheets. They had photos. Seems you've been a busy boy."

"That's impossible," Paul said. "I've been in orbit."

"So your datasheet says," his father said skeptically.

"This makes no sense. There must have been a mixup," Paul said. "I don't get it at all."

"Oh, let's not talk about this right now," Betty said. "Let's just enjoy our first family breakfast in far, far too long. I'm making your favorite, Paul!"

"I'll just have coffee," Yoshindo grumbled. "And the news."

At his insistence, the wall of the kitchen erupted in a collage of news networks.

"Kitsune," he told the wall. At once, one network filled the entire wall.

"This is all he does, now that he's retired," Betty whispered to Paul as she poured him a glass of soy milk. "It's Kitsune News, all day every day. I get sick of listening to it, but he won't turn it off and I don't want to argue."

"I can hear you, Betty. I'm not deaf," Yoshindo said.

Paul hadn't watched or listened to any news networks since he'd gone into orbit. Any broadcasts that might affect the morale of the troops was strictly prohibited, and this meant all news and pop-culture. Having been away from the media for so long, seeing it now felt like watching something exotic or even alien.

"... and now for this breaking news," the newscaster said. Paul didn't recognize the blonde life-sized Barbie lookalike. Maybe she was new? Pretty much all the women on Kitsune looked the same. That was one of the selling points of the network.

"Turn it up," Yoshindo barked at the wall.

"We've just learned of a massive data breach at one of the planet's most sensitive rating agencies," the newscaster said. "Officials from the genetic rating agency Unifax have confirmed that the records of more than 50% of the planet have been compromised over the course of the last twelve months in what authorities are calling the largest and most unsettling hack in history."

"Insurgents, that's who did that," Yoshindo said, sipping his coffee. "I'll bet you my pension on that one." "For more on this incredible breaking story, we've brought in data security expert Dr. Andrew Hayes." The newscaster nodded toward a gray man in a gray suit that looked not unlike Paul's father.

"Turn that nonsense off," Betty told her husband. "Can't we have a moment of peace in this house?"

"Let's leave it on, just for a moment, is that okay Mom?" Paul asked. Something about this story made Paul feel unsettled.

"Oh, alright," Betty said, patting Paul on the shoulder. "But after this, let's have some quiet time."

"Thanks, Mom," Paul said, turning his attention back to the news.

"Dr. Hayes, what does this data breach mean for the average citizen?" the newscaster asked.

"This is... Let me put it frankly. It's bad," Dr. Hayes said. "With this breach, hackers are now in control of the genetic data of billions of people. With this information they could easily forge biometric signatures, impersonate individuals to commit crimes and fraudulent activities, and even clone individuals. We're looking at a doomsday scenario, here, and there's not much we can do to stop it. The genie is out of the bottle. It's bad."

"Holy smokes," Paul said to himself. He turned to his father. "Dad, you said the ACI guys had photos of me? Datasheets? Are you sure it was me? Did they give you a good look?"

"I verified the datasheets," his father said. "They had your signature, your profile."

"And I saw the photos," Betty said. "They were convincing pictures. Even I would have been fooled."

"Christ," Paul said. "Do you think my genetic data was stolen in the hack?" His question hang in the air for a few moments.

A loud banging on the front door broke the tension in the room.

"Oh, who could that be at this time in the morning?" Betty asked.

"I'll get it, Mom," Paul said, pushing himself away from the breakfast table.

He opened the front door to two large, serious-looking men in dark suits.

"Paul Kobashigawa?" one of the men asked.

"I'm Paul," Paul answered.

"You're under arrest," the other man said, flashing an ACI badge.

"For what?" Paul asked. "What the heck is going on here?"

The first agent showed Paul a photo of a masked man in a dark suit and tie holding a rifle in his cybernetic hand. "Is this you?" the agent asked Paul.

"No," Paul said, his eyes lingering on the prosthesis. "I just got back from a deployment. I've been in orbit."

"That's not what our datasheets say," the other agent said in a monotone.

"This is crazy," Paul said, stepping back into the house. "There's been some sort of mixup. Have you guys heard about the Unifax data breach? Someone must have gotten hold of my genetic data."

"Look, Mr. Kobashigawa, you can come quietly or we can make a scene. It's up to you," the agent droned.

Paul felt his father's hand on his shoulder. "It'll be alright, Son," he said uncharacteristically.

"No, no, I'm not going," Paul said. "I haven't done anything wrong here. I just got home less than an hour ago. I've been in orbit. I'm in the navy. I've been fighting in the War."

One of the agents lunged for Paul, snapping a cuff around his cybernetic prosthesis. A jolt ran through his arm and the prosthesis went limp. The other agent rushed in, slamming Paul to the ground. Paul made an effort to fight back, but his muscles were weak from having been away from the planet's gravity for so long. He was being crushed under the weight of the agent.

"Gahh," Paul cried. "Get off me, I haven't done anything wrong!"

He was vaguely aware of his mother screaming in the background while his father swore at the agents, but all of this faded into the background as he struggled to breathe under the press of the agent's body. He struggled for another moment before everything went black.

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